Senator Larry Craig: The Gift that Keeps on Giving

That's right boys and girls CNN reports that Senator Larry (toe tapper) Craig has just been selected for induction into the Idaho Hall of Fame. Can you imagine the exhibit possibilities!

Of course there would be the obligatory full scale replica of the Minneapolis airport bathroom stall, but I say hey why stop with an old fashioned static exhibit. How about making it truly interactive, you know get the kids involved. Install replica's of both stalls and have little Johnny act the role of police officer. What better way to give the kids an appreciation of the difficult job law enforcement must endure. For the particularly adventurous kids they can play the role of Senator Craig himself by matching their foot positions with the interactive foot tapping and wide stance simulator built right into the floor. What a great way to teach the kids how to be safe in public restrooms I can't wait for the induction ceremony!