I'm beginning to think that all these intelligent Design people have things right. It's going to make life much easier.
According to a NY Times article the good people of Kansas have redefined "science":
The changes in the official state definition are subtle and lawyerly, and involve mainly the removal of two words: "natural explanations." But they are a red flag to scientists, who say the changes obliterate the distinction between the natural and the supernatural that goes back to Galileo and the foundations of science.
Well, Galileo died condemned of heresy, maybe Kansas should bring back that practice as well!
Instead of explaining "natural" phenomenon, we get to explain unnatural phenomenon.
Let's see my car didn't start the other day, clearly an unnatural act most likely caused by aliens as I had just had the car tuned!
I can't lose those extra 20 lbs. Obviously I'm using all my intelligence in that endeavors, to know avail. There must be some extra special intelligence working to foil my every attempt. The damn TIVO didn't record last night's "Daily Show," now that's an unnatural act if ever there was one!
I'm so tired of trying to find logical explanations to life's problems, let's all just get intelligent!
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