Evolution, Intelligent Design & Astrology

Hey kids tired of boring science classes? Stumped by rational thinking? Have I got a theory for you!

It's called Intelligent Design (ID rhymes with idiot) and it's the new rage! Proponents of ID note that it's just
as valid as astrology...jeepers all the memorizing of those zodiac names like Sagittarius or Gemini and those things will finally pay off in a real live science class! Well maybe, it depends on how that pesky court case goes.

And don't forget to make your travel plans now for the Creation Museum in beautiful Petersburg Kentucky! It's going to have animatronic dinasaurs that we all know existed at the same time as humans only 5 or 6 thousand years ago....golly do ya think they will find some dinasaurs with leashes. "Honey I have to go out and walk the T-Rex!"

Hmmm do you think they had pooper-scooper laws back then?