Intelligent Spaghetti Monster Visits Kansas

According to Bobby Henderson, of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), the Kansas School Board is finally giving some respect and serious consideration to the FSM. Clearly rational minds are starting to take hold.

It is important to note that, according to my own extensive research, prior to the formation of the FSM the primordial dough was formed, quite surprisingly, by a large pasta explosion - the so called big-pasta-banger. The indisputable evidence for this portion of the FSM is founded by the large quantities of flour that can be seen in virtually every corner of my house.

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Pass the sauce and Praise the FSM!