Intellagint Desine

Dir Prezadent Bush,

I wuz so viry happy to here that you think intellagint desine shuld be tot in scool. I do not undirstand why peeple are
so confuzed. Everybuddy nows that Gawd creatid everythin' , I saw it in a muvee with that Rifel guy, Charly Hestin, and
piktures dont ly.

I also wint to the zoo the othir day and tried to talk to the monkeeys. They did not talk back at all but did spend
a lot of time picking each other's butts, so we can not be related to thim.

A Fan

PS I thawt you wuld like the pikture I found...some bad peeple say u look like a munkey...butt I dont think so