Laura "Leno" Bush

Just in case you missed the big news, this past weekend Laura Bush "roasted" her hubby George. Mrs. Bush delivered a series of zingers at the annual White House Correspondents dinner, an attempt to bring the media closer to the White House, not a bad idea actually. No question about it, she was a riot (good writers) and her delivery was superb. Now just imagine if some of the jokes had been along the following vein:

After George's 9PM bed time the twins and I really party, the Secret Service get's the best weed.

We just love piping Howard Stern into the FCC meetings.

At the last meeting of the RNC we snuck copies of "Fahrenheit 9/11" into the gift bags, it was Cheney's idea, he's such a stinker.

The last time we had a family gathering at Camp David, my mother in-law was there and I kept on flushing the toilet while she was taking a shower...wow you should have heard those screams!


Ah well...maybe next time.

(Note that the title of this blog entry is an actualy quote of George)