In the rare case of an erection lasting more then 4 hours...

We have a bad habit in my house of turning on the TV while eating dinner. There's nothing like watching the news and chowing down at the same time. All of us just perk right up when we watch the onslaught of "erectile dysfunction" products on the tube. You would think that not a single male in America could get it up given the quantity of ads spewing out of the screen. They are however, most entertaining.

I thought I was watching a Saturday Night Live skit when I first saw the ad for one of these gems showing a whole neighborhood of men jumping up and down to the tune of Queens, "We Are the Champions". Clearly the ad agency was on other drugs when they came up with that one. Of course the highlight for most of these ads is listening to the fast talker at the end of the ad stating all the obligatory contraindications. Wouldn't you like to be a fly on
the wall of that emergency room when all the 4 hour erection males show up!